LeBron James Got Some Help

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In case you missed it, the Cavaliers traded two of their starters and some other donkeys for Ben Wallace and Wally Szerjdlkjdlauueoirhbck, annnd some other donkeys.  Even with my superior NBA mind, I’m not in a position to analyze this trade.  I do know that the Cavs are probably not better than the Celtics or Pistons but it does make for better TV when Ben Wallace faces his old team later in the playoffs (if it works out like that).

The trade did leave me with a feeling I remember well from elementary school and have experienced at work.  Do you remember in school when the teacher would announce that your class was getting a new student only to come back the next day and have that kid be either a huge bully or a child who was semi-retarded?  What an empty feeling.  It’s like when you’re at work and your company is set to bring in a new worker.  If your a guy, you’re probably hoping it will be a semi-attractive female and if your a girl, than vice-versa.  When that person turns out to be a 65-year-old, graying disaster, how distraught are you?  LBJ is in that same boat.  He thinks he received help by the trade but we’ll see if it turns out to be the old hag/semi-retarded kid.
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