Marcus Vick Is Not Too Bright

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I hesitated to categorize this post using ‘celebrities’ but according to the news report I saw on the dailypress.com, the female who was with Marcus Vick when he attempted to evade police , is a model and actress.  Aren’t we all right. 

So the story goes, the 2nd dumbest man with the last name Vick was in his automobile with the aforementioned female when an argument broke out.  The argument must have been pretty heated because it attracted the attention of a nearby bike cop.  I didn’t know bike cops were that prevalent in that area.  (On a side note, I’m going to assume this bike cop was apart of a Norfolk area task force set up to stop Marcus Vick from being anymore of a nuisance to that city. It seems where ever the brother is that there are police near by.) Anyway, Mr. Vick proceeded to speed off when the cop approached.  His critical thinking skills probably told him that his car was faster than the cops bike.  What they didn’t tell him was that that cop had a police radio and he could alert the rest of the police department as to his approximate whereabouts, which they did.

Long story short, Vick was booked with “… a DUI charge and was also issued citations for driving on the wrong
side of the road, reckless driving, eluding police and driving on a
suspended license.” 

Hey, he may not be the best QB to ever play at VT but he is the best QB to play at VT and not keep their nose clean or actually second best.

udothedishes…