10 Most Talentless People In Movies

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If I were a lawyer representing these 10 hardworking thespians in the court of public
opinion, I’d defend ‘em like so…

I’d start off in my opening statement by trying to define
exactly what talent is.  I’d stand with the many intellectuals who believe that being pretty or
handsome or both IS indeed having talent.  Though you might have had nothing
to do with gaining your talent (did Barry Sanders teach himself to run the
football like a jackrabbit? No, it was Allah given. But he sure honed
and perfected those skills) it is still talent nonetheless. 

Then after bringing to the stand a few
attractive witnesses and a few rich ones to boot, I’d close by
presenting the notion that making millions and earning movie
roles while having “no talent” is a task in and of itself.  Thus the
knack to surround yourself with good representation or having the ability to “woo”
the director/producer during your screen test is indeed a talent.  With that I’d prove my case for my clients and get this list changed to the
“10 Most Attractive/Talented People With The Least Acting Ability In
Movies.”  It’s long but does have a ring to it.

On to the list my good man…

At # 10:

No not Ice Cube though he would make my top ten with acting like that in XXX II; at number 10 we have Chris Tucker.  This man has little credibility in the acting world to be sure.  At the peak of his fame in 1995, he played Smokey in Friday but in 2000, he chose not to reprise his role in Next Friday because he had let fame go to his head.  The Fifth Element and Rush Hour 1,2, and 3 were his other claims to fame but don’t just because this man is no talentless lad.  He has the capability to drop a one-liner down and make you remember the line for days even years to come (“You got knocked the f*ck out”, “Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don’t give a fuck,” “Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage”).  That my friend is talent.  Anyway, you didn’t think I’d give you someone else’s full list here, did you? No, that was the old uneducated, plagiarizing udothedishes.com.  Get the full list here at themovieblog.com.

So tell me, who would you put on our new and improved 10 Most Talentless People In Movies list? Food for thought…udothedishes.