Next thing you know, America has its first African-American president and days later O.J. is going to jail, where he’ll probably spend his remaining years.

Speaking of the new “decider”, President-Elect Obama, it came to my attention today that this man cannot grow facial hair.  If I were some lowly bastard blogger, I’d be poking fun at his masculinity and asking about his testosterone levels. I don’t even know if testosterone has anything to do with growing facial hair, I’d assume it does, but I will say that a President with a little less of it is exactly what the country needs.  And now before he’s had a chance to change anything, we have proof he won’t shoot first and ask questions later (not hard evidence, but with the state of our nation I’ll take any indication that we made the right choice).

I liked this picture so I used it instead. If you want to see his whiskers, click the link above.