Interested in Working for Daniel Snyder?

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Possibly the main culprit responsible for driving the Redskins right into the ground and into a grave right above the depths of hell would have to be the one, the only, Daniel M. Snyder (pictured below).

The goddarn billionaire who, anyone will tell ya, idolizes the satan-like owner and also wannabe general manager, Jerry Jones, owns the Johnny Rocket restaurant chain, Red Zebra broadcasting (who’s monopolized D.C. area sports radio), and owns a 12% stake (and is Chairman of the board)  in the world’s largest amusement park Six Flags. Wow that is a run-on sentence.

Yes, we’re talking about the same Six Flags that refused to put smoke detectors and sprinklers in their Haunted Castle subsequently trapping and killing eight teens in a fire.  The same Six Flags where a girl had her legs chopped off and another teen had his head cut off at the neck. Is it any wonder this park has money problems?

Fret not, DannyBoyWonder is on the job with his most brilliant idea since firing Marty Schottenheimer after one season to bring in Steve Spurrier.  According to the City Paper:

“Somebody must have told Snyder the company, which is more than $2 billion in debt, had to make cuts. Instead of hacking away at line items in the budget, Snyder has decided to cut kids’ hair. Rumors on City Desk last week have since been confirmed: Snyder will indeed be launching a line of kiddie hair salons, called Six Flags Rollercoaster Cuts.

…And, for anybody wondering if Snyder is indeed behind this cuckoo plan, anybody who agrees to be employed at the salon will get a €œ$350 SIGNING BONUS!€ (caps and exclamation point all from Six Flags).  A call for construction bids has already gone out for a second Rollercoaster Cuts outlet, this one in King of Prussia, Pa.“

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Judging by the info above it really seems like Snyder has that keen business sense cocked and ready. The Redskins are one of the most valuable franchises in the NFL but they’re no longer winners, which obviously is the only thing that matters (to fans anyway), and his theme parks prove to be a deathtrap to many of its patrons while  it hemorrhages away money at a rate previously unknown to man.

The only think I’m thinking is: How did this man get rich again? Why can’t he be more like Ted Leonsis?

udothedishes…