Gaybashing Perez Hilton

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AP Photo/Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton calls John Wraith (Will.i.am) a ‘faggot,’ gets a right cross to his face for his troubles and we’re led to believe it’s gaybashing on the part of the physical aggressor?  Actually, no one said the incident outside of some chic club in some chic city was in fact gaybashing but we’re led to believe that Perez Hilton is the victim here; well if you let him tell it.

Trust me, it pains me to discuss things like Perez Hilton or Jon & Kate plus 8 but sometimes you have to release any integrity you do have to get some things off your chest (be thankful, to date,  we’ve yet to mention Speidi).

We all know Perez Hilton is an ultra ornary homosexual who rose to fame via his celebrity blog that I imagine only teenagers and dullards still read.  I haven’t navigated to the popular perezhilton.com website since circa 2003. Sort of like I haven’t watched MTV since Real World San Diego when I was in college and like Perez, obsessed with fame and being famous (by the way, enough pub about Real World DC. No one cares. And if this is DC getting it’s come uppons then I’d rather it languish in anonymity).

So the ubergay blogger who has championed  gay rights and been known to push tolerance verbally attacked Ms. CA for giving her genuine opinion on gay marriage because it was in opposition to what he believed to be the correct viewpoint.  Now he’s battling with a Black-eyed Pea over respect. Where this once well-liked, chubby flamer dropped breaking tabloid tidbits on famous people, he now, from what I can fathom, libels, spreads disinformation, and illustrates male genatalia over celebrity photos (disclaimer: I’m not sure if he still does any of this or not).

His infatuation with not simply writing about a story but becoming THE STORY in hopes of furthering his fame and status as a budding socialite has left a terrible taste in many a mouth including mine (the homoerotic tone to that sentence is unintentional).  He’s as bad as Spencer and Heidi and possibly worse as they don’t have schooling from NYU to fall back on; they’re just silverspoon fed kids with a huge sense of entitlement.

So I’m led to believe that after the verbal altercation with Will. I. Am in the chic club in the chic city where he calls him an anti-gay slur, and after being punched or beaten, that he had the energy and wherewithall to tweet?  A blogger’s work is never finished I suppose.

From Hilton via twitter at 4a.m.: ” I am bleeding.  Please, I need to file a police report.  No Joke.”

Look at the pair of balls on this guy.  As one of our twitter followers put it this morning, “Wait, it took this long for Perez Hilton to get effed up?” Well put.  Remember Perez, you’re not a celebrity blogger but a blogger who writes on celebrities.  Like most bloggers you’re expendible (present company included). Calm down and fall back.

[Update: Pretend like this is a bigger deal than it is for a second but Perez has lost over 1 million twitter followers according to this outlet]

udothedishes . . .