All Men Cheat: The Tiger Woods Story
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Uber-rich, Uber-testosterone laden, Uber-privileged men cheat. Like normal men who cheat, these guys think they won’t get caught and like normal men they always do. No woman wants to be your sidechick forever.
In defense of today’s athlete, the limelight and the media is much larger these days so where Mickey Mantle was able to get away with his philandering, Kobe, Tiger, Chris Chambers, Steve McNair, and A-Rod weren’t so lucky. But as Adam Carolla pondered in his latest podcast, it’s a bank robbery if you go into your local Chevy Chase bank wielding an M-4 and tell the broad at the window to open the safe taking all the cash in the joint, but is it the same if someone leaves a bag of unmarked bills on the sidewalk and you happen to find it AND you don’t give it back?
Uh, Yes.
Athletes can literally be minding their business out somewhere public and be approached by some “manizer”, as was coined by Lundeby, and bam, he’s caught up in something. He didn’t go out trolling, but in essence came out with the same result: infidelity. Does it comes down to the person’s discipline? Tiger could possibly be the most focused and disciplined man on the planet and he cheated. Bottom line is men are dogs, right? And all you house fraus out there stop it with the, “how could he ever cheat on her” business. No woman regardless of her wit, attractiveness, or money is immune from a man’s impropriety.
Shout out to all the faithful men out there like J. Mal.
But wait, is Mrs. Woods even THAT hot? I bet we could name 50 celebrities who we’d all agree are better looking than her. Simply put, just because your blonde and from Sweden doesn’t make you the end-all be-all for hotness. What is your personality like? Do you speak good english? Are you a good mother? These are things that could affect her hotness in my book, but just going off the pictures I’ve seen her dime status has to be in question.
What will this little experiment prove? Well, nothing. But I think it lends credence to the fact that she’s hot but that we shouldn’t overvalue her just b/c he got her from Sweden. So, I’ll begin – here are 5 chicks just going off their appearance I’d pick over Elin.
You all add a few choices in the comment section. Don’t be shy because every time you don’t speak, someone, somewhere with less intelligence is speaking up and deteriorating this nation. udothedishes . . .
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oh, and I’d take Rashida Jones over Elin Woods. I have no idea what her ethnicity is but she’s drop dead gorgeous, hilarious, and her conversation skills have got to be on point considering she’s also Harvard educated in religion and philosophy.
1. Normally you cheat on your wife with the au pair, not cheat on your wife who is the au pair. Ironic, no?
2. There has to be someone in your “posse’ if you are that loaded who you have holla at the ladies for you. It provides plausible deniability.
3. Another plus with Rashida Jones is that you will get part of Quincy’s money when he kicks it. The Harvard thing, eh, but I got my own petty reasons for that.
there are tons of chicks better than her. here are my top 5 in no particular order (not that you care):
in no particular order:
salma hayek
melyssa ford
agbani darego
jennifer esposito
eva mendes
marriage is an outdated concept as well. it simply doesn’t work
what i thought was interesting was that tiger always seemed to be the most focused athlete on his craft…what we saw was him lose a little focus when he got married, even tho he kept winning, and then became more focused w cocktail waitresses. it seemed as if tiger were really striving to be the best in golf, and when you think he didn’t have paparazzi celebrity written all over him, it now shows he’s a little less focused on golf and more focused on livin the life.
Wow S.Dott. That was well said.
News on the possibility of her getting half:
The couple had signed a prenump before which stated something along the lines that if she stayed in for 10 years of marriage that she would get 20+ million if anything ever happened.
Now, after all this shit apparently she is demanding to renegotiate the prenump.
New terms: She must act like their relationship is fine in public and continue to remain faithful as they both shall.
The term is now down to 7 years instead of 10
The dollar amount is now 75 Million
She is forbidden to disclose to any source the details about anything related to this agreement and the reasons for re-negotiation, and forbidden to reveal anything about tigers relationship with her or anyone else.
Seems like Tiger is giving up very little (75Mill ain’t shit to him) in order to buy his story from ever being told.
Stories like this are why I’m in law school folks. Someone drafted up that agreement and got PAID.
http://www.examiner.com/x-26865-Sacramento-Golf-Examiner~y2009m12d4-Tiger-Woods-Prenup-Renegotiated-by-Wife-Elin
WOW, S.Dott, you nailed that! Well said my friend.
BTW, Rashida Jones is the daughter of Quincy Jones and Peggy Lipton ( the white chick from The Mod Squad).
excerpt from the Examiner link from John:
Jaimee Grubbs who claims to have had this 2 year affair with Tiger Woods and having 20 “Encounters” with the worlds #1 Golfer over the last 31 months states she has saved over 300 text messages from him as well as a voice mail recording on her cell phone to prove this is all true facts. The recorded message left by Tiger on her voice mail on her cell phone is stated below.
“Hey, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”
HUGE QUICKLY BYE
I’ve found Natalie Portman’s a pretty big love of men. Is it merely because of her role in Star Wars persuading them she’s gorgeous? More then likely. She kindof has a model face; not conventionally beautiful but a little strange and interestingly beautiful that makes you wanna stare (Come on, those eyebrows!).
However, I respect this pick among men and not because, “OMG she graduated from Harvard”…. but rather, she was already well off and THEN went to Harvard. She’s naturally a great role model, appears polite, sweet, and sincere; a real lady… then can turn around and buzz her head for a movie, judge on Top Chef, or do something that I consider to be the most badass of all.. Natalie’s Rap. How can anyone not love her?
in the of the recent mess and where it seems he truly was hiding it from his wife…i have a bad feeling that a tragedy is going to happen…..it’s like this is gonna get ugly, but i really hope not
I thoroughly enjoyed reading all of this. I’m all for love and marriage but let’s not be naive here. When you marry someone of that magnitude you are paid to be a wife. She had to realize what she signed up for. Nobody has a perfect relationship. Someone who has spent his entire life perfecting golf isn’t going to be the best husband because he probably doesn’t know how. Add the fact that every chick in America will throw themselves at you and we have our current situation. Tiger knows golf, and apparently pretty women. At the end of the day he’s still one of the worlds greatest athletes. Be happy to be the mother of his kids, get your dime and peace out.
On a side note, I also love Natalie Portman and watch that SNL video at least once a month… WHAT!!!