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Buying Low on Tiger Woods

Posted by J. Mal (Follow Me)- J. Mal is a graduate of The Ohio State University. He is currently a 2nd year law student at The University of Baltimore. He grew up in Northern Virginia and currently lives in Vienna with his beautiful fiancee. - To see more posts by this author click here

With all the drama surrounding Tiger Woods these days, and the recent termination of sponsorships, I wonder what Tiger will do to keep the dollars rolling in.

woodsdrink

If you ask me, now is the perfect time for certain companies to “Buy Low” and get in before his stock goes back up.  Here are two companies that I think should start vying hard for a contract:
Trojan Condoms27

I mean come on, this one basically sells itself.  If it’s safe enough to protect a Tiger, then your little house cat should be no sweat.  And by now we all know that he’s more than familiar with the industry.  It would be an example of a celebrity not just promoting it for the money, but because he’s actually an avid user.

Viagra:  viagra3

There is no better place to find the male condition known as ED than on the PGA tour.  And in Tiger’s case the line would go something like, “With all the wood that I’ve been swinging, a little extra juice in the ball bag sure goes a long way.”

Any others that you can think of?  I mean come on, with his recent resettlement of his pre-nump this dude is going to be hurting for cash (sarcasm).

udothedishes…

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