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Biden keeps it real in mid-east peace talks
“Vice President Joe Biden arrived in Israel as a friend. As a matter of fact, he is considered to be the greatest friend of Israel ever to have been a member of the U.S. Senate. Legislation that he promoted over... (Continue reading)
White Sorority from University of Ark. Wins Stepshow & Black People Get Pissed
Usually, stepshows are reserved for the 9 historically black greek letter organizations represented by the National Pan Hellenic Council, but this year's contest featured a dark-horse team from the University of Arkansas' chapter of Zeta Tau Alpha, a predominantly white... (Continue reading)
Tea Party endorses Joe Stack
Stack's extremely violent and self-righteous reaction makes him a domestic terrorist (which in my opinion is the worst form of treason) and any attempt at equating his attack with the patriotism is, in the most flattering of terms, pathetic. Would... (Continue reading)
CBS stands for ‘Christian Broadcasting System’
Struggling to bring in ad revenue for Superbowl XLIV, CBS has been gutting its rates in an effort to fill all the available slots set to air. Recently, a bit of a ruckus was raised when Tim Tebow agreed... (Continue reading)
$upreme Court sells out American Democracy
As if there already wasn't enough special interest money in Washington.... (Continue reading)
How to Lose an Electorate in less than 365 Days
Hope you have great and affordable health insurance, because if you don't have it by now, you're pretty much fucked.... (Continue reading)
Pat Robertson Blames Haitian Earthquake on Haitians
Pat Robertson starts trippin' again. Like, more than usual.... (Continue reading)
Why it’s impossible to dethrone the iPhone
To iPhone or not to iPhone, that is the question.... (Continue reading)
Mo’ Money Mo’ Problems for DC Transportation
As if parking in DC wasn’t a debacle in and of itself, the District’s DoT has decided to extend parking meters services to Saturdays. According to the department website, the changes are expected to take effect sometime in early January.... (Continue reading)
Undercover cop flashes heat in the snow
“You can’t bring a gun to a snowball fight!” -snow soldier on 14th and U. Last Saturday someone organized a flash mob on twitter trying to set up a block wide snowball fight along 14th street between U and V street. About... (Continue reading)
Fail-Out: Wall St. and the Federal Reserve
If you’ve been following the financial news recently, you may have heard that some of the bailed out TARP banks have begun paying back the money given to them by the federal government. Now much hoopla has been made about... (Continue reading)
Do’s/Don’ts for Your Annual Company Christmas Party
Being as that it’s that time of the year again, I figured I’d crack a few eggs of information for you in an effort to help make your company Christmas Party a slightly more pleasant and beneficial experience. If there is... (Continue reading)
Discount Tickets at the Kennedy Center
I was recently put on to a program the Kennedy Center has that offers discount tickets to anyone between the ages of 17-25. The ‘Attend’ program offers patrons between 17-25 an opportunity to buy discounted tickets to a variety of... (Continue reading)
C’mon Son!
I have a bad habit of overusing catch phrases. My newest one, “c’mon son”, was inspired by a growing YouTube phenomenon created by former Yo! MTV Raps host Ed Lover. It’s basically a series of hilarious 5-6 minute rants related... (Continue reading)