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White Sorority from University of Ark. Wins Stepshow & Black People Get Pissed
Usually, stepshows are reserved for the 9 historically black greek letter organizations represented by the National Pan Hellenic Council, but this year's contest featured a dark-horse team from the University of Arkansas' chapter of Zeta Tau Alpha, a predominantly white... (Continue reading)
Valentine’s Day: The Holiday that won’t Die
Did you notice that right after Christmas, the Valentine’s Day display at your local Safeway, Giant, Target, CVS, etc. went up to remind you that it’s imperative to purchase those gifts because it’s an important day for that important person.... (Continue reading)
Twitter Top Ten List
Most of you fools don't know what you're missin with #FoodForThought tweets, @ mentions and bicep pics... (Continue reading)
Female Football Fanatic: What your girlfriend chooses to wears says about her
In the realm of female football fans my research has opined four distinct team apparel choices that give us some extra incite into the type of girls that are out there, some of which you have chosen as a partner. 1) Your girlfriend... (Continue reading)
Do’s/Don’ts for Your Annual Company Christmas Party
Being as that it’s that time of the year again, I figured I’d crack a few eggs of information for you in an effort to help make your company Christmas Party a slightly more pleasant and beneficial experience. If there is... (Continue reading)
The Bank Overcharges Two Customers $50 Quadrillion
In a shocking banking error, Josh Muszynski of Manchester, New Hampshire discovered his debit card provider, Bank of America, charged him $23,148,855,308,184,500 (+ a $15 overdraft fee) for a pack of cigarettes purchased at a local gas station. Another man, Jon Seale... (Continue reading)
Teacher Brings Carelessness to a New Level
5th graders view their teacher's sextape.... (Continue reading)
The Reef, a Poem
If you've ever dug in at a local hotspot and wrote a poem while drinking a Stone Leviathan Ale then this post is for you.... (Continue reading)
Miami Roadtrip
A few years ago, a couple of my friends (we’ll call them Castro, X, Jay, and TheThird) and I decided to take a trip down to Miami for spring break. I hadn’t done anything for spring break in a couple... (Continue reading)
An Illustrated Tale of a Night Out in Richmond
The following is a story I’ve told dozens of times before, but for whatever reason never bothered to blog about. If I’ve gotten drunk with you more than once, there’s a pretty good chance you’ve heard this from either myself... (Continue reading)
Why I’m Never Going Out With Minors Again
Below is a description of a night I spent partying in DC. The night in one word? Fun. But not like the “laughing with friends” type of fun…but more like the “sit bare-ass in a bathtub filled with broken glass... (Continue reading)
On College, “Don’t ever leave”
It's graduation season so it's only fitting that I discourage anyone from leaving the land of free beer, free love, and free time. ... (Continue reading)